BASSCode Orphanage Manifesto

				The Manifesto of the BASSCode Orphanage

#1  -  Treating of the orphans
ALL ORPHANS MUST BE TREATED EQUALLY AS INDIVIDUALS AND NOT AS SLAVES. THEY ARE NOT SLAVES, THEY ARE ORPHANS! 
ALL ORPHANS MUST BE FED ONCE OR TWICE. EXAMPLES OF GENERAL MEALS CAN BE SUCH GREAT DISHES AS "Fufu" OR "Dry fish" OR  "Bread" OR "Food".
AS SLEEPING TIME COMES FOR THE BASSCODE ORPHANS- ALL ORPHANS MUST BE IN BED WITH ONE METAL SHEET (20X25 CM) COVERING THEIR RESPECTIVE FEET-
THIS IS TO PROTECT THE ORPHANS FEET FROM BUGS AND ANIMALS. LASTLY- ALL ORPHANS WILL BE GREETED WITH "HELLO ORPHAN, WHERE IS YOUR PAPA?"

#2  -  Treating of the staff
ALL OF THE ORPHANAGES STAFF TEAM WILL BE TREATED WITH SOLID, CONCRETE, REAL AND HONEST RESPECT. FATHER KON IS THE HEAD OFFICIAL MEMBER OF THE STAFF TEAM AND HANDLES ALLOF THE TEMPORAL AND DISTEMPORAL DISTRUST IN OBLIVIOUS STAFF MEETINGS. ALL MEMBERS OF THE STAFF TEAM WILL NOT BE FED HOWEVER SOME WILL RECEIVE 2 GRAMs OF MELLOW-OUT-COOL-HASH. SALT WILL ALWAYS BE AVAILABLE IN THE KITCHEN AREA EXCEPT FOR ON SUNDAYS SINCE IT IS BANNED IN GHANA.

#3  -  Donations and honorable associations
ALL DONATIONS WILL BE MADE VIA BITCOIN. AS WE CAN NOT AFFORD PHYSICAL WALLETS, SINCE WE ARE A POOR ORPHANAGE, WE WILL HAVE TO HANDLE ALL FUNDS
WITH A VIRTUAL WALLET. ALL WALLETS ARE MADE OUT OF DUCT-TAPE AND CAN BE BOUGHT FOR $5 BTC. BTC IS THE SHORT ABBREVIATION OF BITCOIN AND REFERS TO THE CURRENCY WE USE. IT IS A VIRTUAL CURRENCY BUT IT WILL HAVE TO DO BECAUSE WE DO NOT HAVE OTHERS.

#4  -  Race and ethnicity
RACISM IS NOT ACCEPTED IN THE ORPHANAGE!

#5  -  Age and cultivation
AGEISM IS ACCEPTED IN THE ORPHANAGE. THE OLDER THE ORPHAN, THE MORE RESPECT AND HONOR WILL HE RECEIVE. IF AN ORPHAN DOES NOT RESPECT THE ELDERS HE WILL BE THROWN OFF OF A BUNGEE-HOOP, WHICH IS A CONTRAPTION WHICH WE BUILT WITH TWO WOODEN PLANKS AND ONE POINTY SHOE. WHEN DESCRIBED, THE BUNGEE-HOOP DOES NOT SOUND LIKE MUCH OF A PUNISHMENT- HOWEVER THAT IS ONLY BECAUSE IT IS A REWARD.

#6  -  Sign related information
ALL SIGNS HELD UP BY THE ORPHANAGE MUST SOMEWHERE CONTAIN THE WORDS BASS and CODE. THIS IS TO PREVENT SOMALIAN PIRATES FROM STEALING OUR PRECIOUS SIGNS. THIS ONE TIME A SOMALIAN PIRATE TOOK MY WHOLE FAMILY OUT OF A STEAKHOUSE RESTAURANT AND TOLD US TO EMPTY OUR POCKETS. WE DID BUT THEN TWO WEEKS LATER I SAW A WHOLE GANG OF SOMALIAN PIRATES SO I FOLLOWED THEM AND STOLE THEIR SHIP. ANYWAYS ALL SIGNS MUST BE HELD HIGH TOO I GUESS. 

#7  -  Orphanage
You are not real. Everything is an illusion and your perception of reality is based on your minds egocentrical vibrations. Wake up.

#8  -  Perception of light
AS THE QUESTION OF HOW MANY ORPHANS IT TAKES TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB- THE ANSWER SHALT ALWAYS BE THE SAME: 
   8.1 - WE DO NOT HAVE ANY LIGHTBULBS SINCE WE ARE VERY SO POOR (ZERO MONEY), PLEASE DONATE MONEY VIA BTC (READ #3).

#9  -  Usage of the supreme orphans
ALL SUPREME ORPHANS MUST BE TREATED LIKE AFRICAN LADY GODIVAS, WHICH BASICALLY MEANS THEY ARE GREAT AND SHOULD BE GREAT BUT IN REALITY LET'S BE HONEST. ALL GREAT SUPREME ORPHANS ARE BETTER THAN REGULAR ORPHANS (BAD ORPHANS) HOWEVER ALL ORPHANS ARE ACCEPTED AT THE BASSCODE ORPHANAGE. TREAT THE ORPHANS AS IF THEY WERE YOUR OWN ORPHANS. IF YOU ARE AN ORPHAN READING THIS GO AWAY THIS MANIFESTO IS FOR OTHERS NOT ORPHANS! 

#10 -  Usage of Black Magic
ALL USAGE OF THE OCCULT, SUCH AS YAMADI OR VOODOO HAS BEEN BANNED FROM THE ORPHANAGE BECAUSE OF PREVIOUS ACTIONS DAMAGING THE PHYSICAL PROPERTY OF THE ORPHANAGE. ALSO BONGO DRUMS ARE BANNED TOO BECAUSE THEY MAKE TOO MUCH NOISE AND PEOPLE CAN'T FOCUS. WHISTLING IS OK IF YOU ARE SOMEWHAT DECENT AT IT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE THE WHISTLING EQUIVILENT OF CHOPIN OR BEETHOVEN BUT AS LONG AS YOU CAN KEEP A TONE THEN YOU CAN WHISTLE FOR A BIT. BUT AS PREVIOUSLY STATED, BONGO DRUMS AND VOODOO ARE BIG NO-NO'S. ANYONE WHO PRACTICES THE ANY FORM OF BONGO-DRUMMING WILL BE MURDERED WITH KNIVES.